Parting Shot - What Not To Do While Driving

We have seen some crazy things while driving. Here is a list of some of the wildest things we have seen or heard stories of. If you have any wild stories, send them over to us at patrick.mccarthy@sorc.com.

• Texting
• Putting on makeup
• Watching a movie
• Reading the newspaper
• Catching up on work on your laptop
• Masturbating
• Shooting up heroin
• Driving with your foot out the window
• Mooning other drivers
• Flossing your teeth
• Having sex
• Playing Monopoly
• Changing a diaper
• Going into the back of your RV to make a cup of coffee
• Throwing up out the window
• Playing the trumpet

Remember, just because you are in your car, doesn’t mean you are invisible! Keep that in mind next time you get the urge to mine for gold in your nose.