Sorry, what were we saying?
Sitting around the table discussing possible final locations for our State 2 State Cruise, cities came and cities went. Then, as the light bulb ignited, someone shouted Lake Havasu. We all stopped for a moment and began thinking about Lake Havasu during Spring Break with streets jammed full of custom trucks. Paradise? You betcha, and with that simple statement, the decision was made. Temperatures were not scorching--it is often the hottest place in America--but rather mild with the sun welcoming us all day Sunday. As the morning rose, the clothes fell and zoom lenses were attached to our cameras. To those lovely ladies who attended our Spring Break show, we would like to say thank you, and we wholeheartedly hope we will see you there next time. For those of you who were not there, go ahead and make your reservations for next year.
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What? It was hot. |
Man, I hate boats. | 
Bikini contest competitors smiled for the camera, and so did we. |
We'll buy whatever you're selling. | 
Mix thoroughly and enjoy. |
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As a crowd-builder, the DJ for Ultra Boats asked for slave volunteers. After a not-so-brief torturing, the winner received a free set of 22-inch wheels from Action Audio, in Las Vegas. |  |
This unlucky Spring Breaker smarted off to the DJ and found himself in a rather uncompromising position. If this looks comfortable, stop sleeping on your bed of nails. | 
Part of the torture included a bare-behind beating with an editor's belt. She looks like she is enjoying this a little too much. |
What? The girl was just thirsty. | 
Volunteered by her overzealous fianc, this young lady was the first of five ladies in the wet T-shirt contest. Starting with a cup, she was soon soaked, thanks to a large bucket of water. |
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For our older readers, here is one woman who might have been hot in the '40s. |