If your eyes aren't watering after blasting across the water, then you were not going fast enough-a fact I learned firsthand after making a couple of 90-mph passes across beautiful Lake Havasu. Taking a break from the smells of truck wax and billet polish, 700hp boats seem to be the perfect way to get a tan. After reaching plane in just a couple of seconds, however, it proved to be more exciting than relaxing with the speedo climbing and climbing. Lovely ladies didn't hurt the already spectacular scenery, and with large groups of boats corralling in Copper Canyon, we cruised over to Steamboat and relaxed with newly made friends. Good times showin' the trucks and good times cruisin' the water-yeah, we have it rough.