Abrams Tank
With a cost of around 4 million dollars, you could buy 15 new and loaded Escalades, but they would be loaded with heated seats and stuff, whereas the Abram tank is loaded with other things--120m smoothbore cannon, .50-caliber machine gun, two M240 machine guns, and two eight-barreled smoke grenade launchers. Imagine pulling up to the truck show in this bad boy?
M88A2 Tank Recovery Vehicle
Codenamed the "Hercules", the M88A2 is an armored recovery vehicle that specializes in the repair and extrication of Abram tanks in the field. During live-fire situations, the M88A2 can attach its 70-ton winch to the Abram and tow it to safety for repairs and in safe situations, it can use its large A-frame boon to lift 35 tons (with its spade down). This means an entire tank turret or engine can be removed and replaced in a matter of minutes. The .50-caliber machine gun is at the ready in case the Hercules needs to defend itself.